- Genre: Hardcore
- Backwards Middle Fingers To Madison Dance Parties
- 2 Dead Deer + 1 Dead Asian = Lung Cancer
- We Have Been Hired To Knock Your Teeth Crooked That Is Unless They Are Already Crooked Which In That Case We Will Knock Them Straight
- Vulgar Display Of Tower
- Backwards Middle Fingers To Madison Dance Parties
- 2 Dead Deer + 1 Dead Asian = Lung Cancer
- We Have Been Hired To Knock Your Teeth Crooked That Is Unless They Are Already Crooked Which In That Case We Will Knock Them Straight
- Vulgar Display Of Tower
- This Message Will Surely Drain The Life From Any Willing Participants
- Save Art; Kill An Art Kid
- Rewriting The Plotline Of A B-Grade Slasher Film
- Oh My God! He's Got An Arm Off
- I Want A Phone Company That Will Murder My Boss
- I Have To Tell You Something...I Eat Lightbulbs
- Does Your Friend Have A Name Or Should I Just Call Him Lawyer?
- Do You Know What Divine Intervention Means?
- Abbreviating Words Can Be Time Efficient For Example: I'm Going To Die Tommorow By "Leath Injectch"
- 15 Year Olds Dude...15 Year Olds
- We Put The Fun In Funeral
- This Is The Worst Time To Run Out Of Matches
- This Is A Film About A Ghost
- They Say She Died Because She Was Too Honest
- The Only Attainable Truth That Comes To Mind Right Now
- Real Teamwork Means You Take Your Knife Out Of My Back While I Push Mine Deeper Into Yours