- A Cup of Tea Paroles
- A Semi-on With A Drop Of Pre-cum Paroles
- Air Hostess Paroles
- All I Want For Christmas Is You (To Bring Me Off) Paroles
- Arranged Bride Paroles
- Back and Forth Paroles
- Barry Didn't Do It Paroles
- Boris Johnson Is A Fucking Cunt Paroles
- Carol Vorderman Paroles
- Chips Or Tits Paroles
- Come On Cliff, Admit You're Queer Paroles
- Dee (The Oldest Groupie) Paroles
- Detox My Cock Paroles
- Doctor Fox Paroles
- Ex-Girlfriend Paroles
- Feminine Itch Paroles
- Fred And Rose Paroles
- Fucksticks Paroles
- Gentleman's Wash Paroles
- Have A Wank Paroles
- I Shit My Pants Paroles
- I'm Gonna Lick You Out Paroles
- I've Had My Last Wank For England Paroles
- If You Don't Like This Song You're A Fucking Cunt Paroles
- Jesus (Baby With a Beard) Paroles
- Just Can't Get Enough Paroles
- Kunt Comfort Paroles
- Let's Go Commando Paroles
- Little Kunt's Song (Flabby Cunt Lips) Paroles
- Make Sure That She's Rank Paroles
- Men With Beards (What Are They Hiding?) Paroles
- My Mum Found My Wank Mags Paroles
- One Last Wank And One Last Cry Paroles
- Perverts On The Internet Paroles
- Princess Di (I'll Wank And I Will Cry) Paroles
- Pubes Paroles
- Santa's Sack Paroles
- Shaven Haven Paroles
- Sit Down Wee Paroles
- Soapy Tit Wank Paroles
- The Birds And The Bees Paroles
- The Bloke Up The Garage Fucked A Sheep Paroles
- The Illegal Download Song Paroles
- The Two Finger Test Paroles
- The Worst Thing In The World Paroles
- This Christmas Paroles
- Use My Arse As A Cunt Paroles
- Use My Arsehole as a Cunt (The Nick Clegg Story) Paroles
- Wank The Dog Paroles
- Wanking Over A Pornographic Polaroid Of An Ex-Girlfriend Who Died Paroles
- You're a Pervert Paroles
- Young Girl Paroles